A young man once asked a rich older man how he earned all his money. The old man smoothed his tailored jacket and said, “Well, young man, it was fifty
Very clever way to ask for tips!
A man knocking on every door, looking for help. Finally, one of his neighbor answer the door. “Sir, you have got to help!” said the tearful man at the door.
After sending our son away to college, he would too often call up asking for money. One time when he called my husband answered, “Sure we will send you money”,
“Hey Mom?” a little boy asks his mother. “Can you give me $20?” “Certainly not,” she replies. “If you do,” he goes on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch animportant deal went to church to pray for the money. Bychance he knelt next to a man who was praying for
This is a conversation between a man and his new girlfriend. Woman: “Do you drink beer?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “How many beers a day?” Man: “Usually about 3.” Woman: “How
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first
Three women applied to work in a bar. The owner asked them, “What would you do if you found some money lying on the floor?” Application 1: “I will take
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called
“Mom, Dad, site down. I have something very important to tell you,” Said Emma, upon her return home from college after graduation. “I met a guy who lives near the
Three men are sitting on a beach talking about how they all ended up there. The first man says, “I ran a superstore out in California, but business got bad.
A young college girl came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad. “You
A old man walked into a jewelry store in a Friday evening with a beautiful much younger girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a
The lawyer came into chambers and looking furtively around, pulled out a wad of cash. “Here’s $50,000,” he said. “I really need to win this motion!” The judge looked appalled.
In the court room, the judge asks the defendant, “Do you confess that you stole the money from him?” “No sir, he gave it to me.” the defendant insists. “When
A man moved to Arkansas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, that farmer drove
Every sixty seconds in Africa, there will be one minute passed People who drink every day, there is a high probability of dying in 100 years If you breathe for 60 seconds,
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man Around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bar tender would Squeeze a lemon until all
While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and
A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The voice tells him, “Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas.” The man
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I
The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking through the warehouse he noticed a young man lazily leaning against a packing crate.
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church
A college student writes to his parents: Dear Mom and Dad, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome – one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one
My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week’s vacation in Florida, so she wrote