An application was for employment a program was a television show Windows were something you hated to clean A keyboard was a piano A cursor used profanity Memory was something
You can’t wash your eyes with soap. You can’t count your hair. You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out. You just tried number 3. When you
Here are more facts you can amaze your friends with! For more useless fact, check . For more useless facts, click here. A study by University Chicago in 1915, it
Just think how you can amaze your friends with knowledge of the inane! For more useless facts, click here. Here’s the list you are looking for! Rubber bands last
The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are tasked with finding the Bigfoot in a forest. The CIA show up after a few days and release a 6000-word article on the fact
How ironic… Anyway, I think fortune cookie factories need quality control too…
When you are giving gifts to someone you care, why not also have some fun with it too. Actually, I really wish this is a real product. The idea
Two friends speed down the highway at 90 mph. “Hey,” asks the driver. “Do you see any cops following us?” The passenger turns around. “As a matter of fact, I
The volume of the Earth’s moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything
Do you ever hate to pay inflated drink price by the poolside? Do you ever wonder why you have to pay $12 for the beer during the football game?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still
My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One morning, word came from the top that some visiting VIPs would be touring the plant
We don’t know who authored this one, it was sent in anonymously after being passed around via e-mail for some time. Whoever wrote it, Thank You! A friend of mine
The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking through the warehouse he noticed a young man lazily leaning against a packing crate.
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome – one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people
To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. “Hi,” you
John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Broncos’ bench. He asked Coach Shanahan what it was for
My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on.
Farmer Joe was in an accident with a semi-truck. Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to
EXPERTS WARN OF A DIRE THREAT! Firebringer News Service (FBNS) – Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100BB Bug. As most people
Life’s challenges can seem almost insurmountable at times. And things appear to be getting not only harder, but weirder as well. One seeks inspiration and turns to the Bible, the
Actual questions asked of Weird Al by fans, and his responses taken from the “Ask Al” section of www.weirdal.com Q: Hey Al!!!!! What do u think about Napster? I just
Scientific Facts – at least in the minds of kids: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can
GROUCHO MARX HAD SOME OF THE BEST LINES… Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of
A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. Here are some of the submissions: As of tomorrow,
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.